Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Jennifer Aniston - Nipples of Steel...

And speaking of nipples, when one is speaking of such things, Jennifer Aniston should always be part of the conversation.  Her nipples are generally so prominent, that they could cut glass! No nipple piercing here - you could see it from outer space if it were pierced. 

Sure, you can use all the regular excuses - it is cold out, she is not wearing a bra that day, whatever.  But more times than not, Jen's girls are at full attention and saluting!

Here are a few examples of some of my favorite Jen Aniston pictures:

Loud and proud! And before you get all indignant about these pictures, you gotta know that *SHE* knows.  How could you look in a mirror and NOT know...

And we love her for it...

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Nipple Piercing Update – 6 months and counting…

A couple of weeks ago was my six month anniversary of my nipple piercing (April 21st, for those that are keeping track for some weird, stalker-ish reason). And I thought I would give another update – there maybe one more at one year, but we shall see.

After-care: As you can read pretty much anywhere, a nipple piercing never seems to be completely healed.  There are times (like right now) where it is completely and totally without issue.  There are times when it isn’t – nothing serious, but the crusties come back and you try to figure out what the hell it is that you did to yourself to make it screwy. I soak it once a week (at least) and generally try to keep it clean. I also caught it on a shirt once – it was bad enough to bleed a little.  But in a couple of days, everything was all better.

Hot tubs: I am a proud owner of a tub, and the best that I can say is that regardless of how clean the water is, whenever you submerge your piercing in the water, it is always best to clean it out after you are done.  Again, no big deal – a soak (while rinsing off the tub chlorine) and a few sprays of Bactine and its all good.  I also went swimming in the Caribbean a few weeks ago – same drill.

Jewelry: In February (a little before the 4 month mark), I changed my stainless steel barbell for a titanium one.  Pretty much the same everything, except the material.  I probably should have waited a bit longer, but honestly, once I did the change, I have never had anything more than some very minor crusties ever since.  I knew that I was allergic to surgical steel – even before I got the piercing I had this concern, and while I don’t know how or if that was any kind of contribution to the overall healing process, it sure seemed to make a difference to me.  Maybe it is all in my head.

Travel: Really no issues at all.  As I mentioned previously, I do notice it when I am carrying a messenger bag, but apart from being more aware when carrying the bag, no issues. Same with a seat belt after an extended trip. No TSA strip searches (yet), and I have been through the full body scanner several times since.  Either they are good with it, or the TSA Precheck thing buys a little leeway.

Impression / Reactions: At first, with all the travel and such, I was self-conscious about it. But I am wayyyy past that now.  My first notice came from a blackjack dealer in Vegas – a beautiful, well-endowed and tattooed young lady. She also had multiple piercings, and claimed to have both nipples pierced as well (not confirmed, but what happens in Vegas…). A good friend called me out about it – I wasn’t hiding it from her, but had not explicitly told her either.  She asked about it, and shared that she also had both done (not surprised, but not something I had noticed before either).  It does show through shirts from time to time, but I never even think about it. I still love it – A LOT. Especially since it has now pretty much settled down. 

I will likely share again at the one year mark, unless something weird happens between now and then.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Christie Brinkley - Smokin Hot!

What more can you say - she must have made a pact with Satan or something to still look like this after 63 years.  Christie was one of my pin-up girls hanging in my locker in MIDDLE SCHOOL. And not to date myself too much, but that was pushing three decades ago!

Enjoy these!

And my all time favorite of her (this was the afore mentioned locker pin-up):

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Kaley Cuoco - The Big Bang Theory Dominatrix...

Sure, it was only a few seconds of one scene of an entire 30 minute episode, but we got to see Penny (Kaley Cuoco) hotter than hot dominatrix:

Here is also a behind the scenes shot of Penny and Leonard:

She works pretty hard on that smoking bod of hers. I think it is great we get to see it every once in a while on TBBT. And it is not the first time that she has come out of her shell for TBBT:



Male Nipple Piercing - Update 2...

It has been a little more than two weeks since getting my nipple pierced. I few things to share since the last update, so here ya go:

Healing: All seems to be well. No more blood (at all). Actually very little in the way of crusties or anything else. No pain at all, unless you include the band-aid (more on that below).  

After-care: Two things on this front – on the recommendation of a well pierced friend, I tried a Bactine cleaning regiment, in addition to the saline soaks and cleanings. HUGE difference. It really seems to help, especially before heading to bed. Second, as you see from the picture below, I suffered a band-aid injury. I should have known better – there is only so long that you can wear a band-aid, and I wore mine too often. I was putting them on at night while initially healing to protect while I slept. On the latest, the band-aid actually ripped some skin (nevermind the fact that I have a slightly hairy chest, and that hurts like hell taking off). So I am done with the band-aids – slept without one last night with no issues.  

Travel: Two things in this regard – First, one of the questions that I read quite a bit about (and was a concern to me) was whether or not the piercings would set off the stupid metal detectors at the airport. The TSA actually has a warning about piercings on their website (you can find it here). I have TSA-Precheck, so I don’t usually go through the whole millimeter wave body scanner, but just the simple metal detector. I went through just fine – no beeps. But I have heard from several folks that they do show up on the millimeter wave scanner (which wouldn’t surprise me). So be prepared, or save yourself some major hassle all the way around and get your TSA Precheck. Second, and almost as equally expected – I carry a messenger style bag with all of my computer crap and such. The strap hits the piercing perfectly (of course). I found myself readjusting it fairly often. Again, not the end of the world, but I was extremely aware of it.

Impressions / Reactions: Last week was my first (of MANY to come) week of business travel since my piercing. While I find myself aware of my piercing, I don’t think anyone in my office visit noticed. Cleaning was more difficult while away from the routine of home, but nothing major. Again, still love it. I actually love it more and more all the time.  

More if there is anything interesting to report…

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Male Nipple Piercing - Update 1...

It has been about a week since getting my nipple pierced, so I thought it time to jot down an update on some of the things that might be interesting for someone that is also going through the same experience:

Healing: It continues to heal well, I think. For the first three days, there was consistently blood oozing out, which is completely normal. Nothing that I would consider even major, but it was there.  It easily came off during the cleanings (more on that further down).  I have noticed that the nipple has enlarged slightly (I was told to expect this).  Again, not concerned, but it is ever so slightly more pronounced under a shirt.

Pain: If you read my previous post, I am likely not the best to judge or to take pain recommendations from.  My pain level, on a scale from 1 to 10 was a 3. The pain the next day after the piercing was a strong 1 (maybe). The pain ever since has been 0. The only time that it hurt at all since the piercing was when it was caught on a blanket (that was actually the only time that there had been any significant bleeding. And duh – of course stupid!).  I find that a seatbelt hits it sometimes, and that can be uncomfortable for a minute.  But overall, not really much in the way of pain…

After-care: For the first three days, I was hyper vigilant about cleaning it as much as it was recommended – 2 complete 5 minute soakings and 3 additional cleanings per day.  I do the shot glass with sea salt water, and clean around the piercing with a Q-Tip as part of the cleaning and to remove crustys / scabbing / dried blood.  As I work from home, that was actually not impossible to do. But it also had me wondering if I was doing too much.  I cut it down to 1 or 2 cleanings a day, and a soak every night.  Seems to be going well so far.  I am also wearing a band aid every night as to not get caught on blankets and such.  I didn’t the first night, and learned my lesson.  I put on the band aid immediately following my soaking.

Impressions / Reactions: I still love it.  I generally wear a tighter shirt, and it is barely noticeable (which is good). You can probably make it out if you knew what you were looking for. But otherwise, it looks like a semi-erect nipple.  Wife was not ecstatic about it, but has come to appreciate it as it heals.  She is dying to touch it. A very close friend was also amazed that I finally went through with it. So far, only wife and piercer have seen it in person, and that is likely all that will for the foreseeable future.

I will post another update in a few weeks or so, if there is anything interesting to report.

Monday, October 24, 2016

Male Nipple Piercing - My Thoughts and Expereince...

So I recently decided it was time to do something I had been thinking about for a very long time: I got my very first piercing.  No, I didn’t go with something as pedestrian as an ear (more on that a bit later). I decided to go all the way and lose my piercing virginity by getting a nipple pierced.

So, here is a summary of that experience – keeping in mind that it has been about 72 hours since I got it:

I did a TON of research beforehand – like an OCD amount. There are soooo many horror stories, even from friends and others that I know, much less all that you can read on the Internet. One of my friends had to remove her left piercing because of rejection and improper placement. I even travel enough that I researched different metro areas for some of the best.  I finally decided to go with arguably the best that the Rocky Mountain region has to offer in piercing specialists, and went to Sol Tribe. There are several piercers there, and they are all certified by the Association of  Professional Piercers.

My piercer was Casey Hosch.  She has been piercing for over 5 years, and apprenticed under Alicia Cardenas – one of the best piercers that there is (I think she owns Sol Tribe and concentrates exclusively on tattoos now).  Casey has some awesome jewelry of her own, and immediately (like the very instant that I walked in the door) started talking to me and answering my questions.

After chatting for a few moments with Casey, she grabs my jewelry and hands me the sea salts and cleaning instructions and we head back to the piercing room.

Sol Tribe is a very clean shop – they obviously work hard to keep it that way. Casey changed gloves no less than 3 times during my piercing and everything used was disposable and single use.  Again, these things are important, but I really did not expect it to be any less than that. 

I was planning on getting a 14G barbell, but Casey convinced me to go with a 12G. Men’s nipples tend to be smaller than a females (duh) and she has seen 14G reject before. A 12G is only 0.4mm larger than a 14G.  Again, being a piercing virgin, it didn’t seem like a big deal to me at the time (still doesn’t).  I would have been concerned if she would have gone smaller (I have heard of 16G for initial male nipple piercings before).  I ended up with a ½ inch 12G stainless barbell.

She got all of the materials prepped – marking ink, cleaning supplies, the needle, clamp and the jewelry.  All sterile, all on a clean tray.  She changed her gloves (again) and proceeded to do the markings.  She is fairly OCD (which I personally appreciate) and actually reviewed them more than once before being satisfied. I got up to have a look while she put those supplies away.

After looking in the mirror and happy with what I saw, I laid down on the bench for the actual piercing.  She got her supplies together, and started with the clamp.  She told me at that time that many people believe that the clamp actually hurts more than the piercing.  She was right.  She tried the clamp several times, giving the nipple a painful squeeze each time, but it kept slipping off.

One of my concerns going into this was that my nipples might be too small to handle a piercing. The aggravation with the clamp was not helping this any.  I asked her, and she said that it is fairly normal, especially after the site had just been cleaned / sterilized, making it more slippery.  She decided she was going to free hand it.  Bring it on!

She told me to take two deep breaths, and when I exhaled from the second, that is when she would do the piercing. One deep breath, second deep breath…

Because she freehanded the piercing, it wasn’t one single smooth motion, as I was expecting it to be. The initial pain of the needle breaking the skin was less than the clamp (she was right). The second thrust of the needle actually was more painful than the initial motion.  Then it was over.

She threaded the balls onto the bar, tightened them, and asked if I was OK. I very much was, and she asked me to sit up to have a look. There it was!

A quick bandage over the top (there was a little initial bleeding, which is normal), and I put my shirt back on and headed out.  I toyed with getting my left ear done at the same time, and actually asked her about it.  She was excited to do it, but already had a line of folks waiting for their piercings. I didn’t want to make them wait any longer, so I left to go pay.

$50 (plus taxes and crap) for a piercing is not bad, and pretty much what I expected.  I made certain to tip Casey (ALWAYS TIP YOUR PIERCER) and left.  The entire process took about 30 minutes. 

So far, it has been great. There has been a little residual blood: again, I have read and been told this is completely normal for upwards of a couple of weeks after the initial piercing date, as the hole heals.  I have been pretty good about cleaning it, soaking it twice daily and spot cleaning it a couple of more.  In fact, I am only going to soak once today, with the hope that it helps with the bleeding a little.

As far as pain goes: on a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being a paper cut and 10 being compound fractures, it was more like a 3.  I have chronic in-grown toe nails that constantly cause me more discomfort than this has. The first night, it hurt as well, as I generally sleep on it. But after that, no issues at all.  The third day after the piercing, and there is no pain, little in the way of swelling, and apart from the very little amount of dried blood, no problems that I can see.

I love the way it looks.  I can easily see myself becoming a piercing junkie, though I am far too conservative and private to get too wild. 

I hope this was informative for you. Ping me if you have any questions!